Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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