so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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