STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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