FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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