so explain again why im purple
no
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
where am i from again
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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