Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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