Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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