lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
