2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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