Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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