question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i drank out of a bidet.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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