yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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