No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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