You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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