i just had sex bonerless
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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