It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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