idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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