Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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