Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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