remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
