Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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