just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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