I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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