we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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