Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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