if i died would you start the facebook group?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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