Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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