Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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