Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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