You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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