your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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