Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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