I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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