What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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