Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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