I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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