I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please, let me fuck your mom
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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