No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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