Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Vodka?
Forever.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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