I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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