he wants to bone in the snuggie
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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