return my video game
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
