Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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