The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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