it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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