i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we have pet lesbian snakes
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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