After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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