hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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