we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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