Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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