My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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