Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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