This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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