Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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