I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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