he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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