"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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