We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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