I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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