absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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