Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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